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Жизнь хрен знает где на борту парусной яхты Bristol 40 "Nicole"


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Client: “I need you to design me an internal company newsletter”
Me: “I’ll need the logo, brand guidelines, any relevant graphics and text.”
Client: “You’re not licensed to use them”

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Client: “That font right there! It’s clean yet edgy. There’s no WAY I’ve seen that font before, I would’ve remembered! What font is that?”
Me: “Arial.”

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“That chart about the different kinds of radiation makes the radiation seem too scary. Can you make it look friendlier?”

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"Make sure it’s not too edgy, not too flashy, not too much detail, not classical/traditional, not too complex, exciting, but not all over all over the place, efficient but fun, clean, fresh, modern, up beat, contemporary, high readability, smooth, shapeless, timeless, not outdated, but simple."

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“I understand that you prefer to use photoshop, but we don’t feel like that program is universal enough. If you could do all of the design work in Microsoft Paint it would be easier for us to edit what you do and give you an idea of the changes we want.”

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